Docket No. SMIS-2026-001  |  Open for Public Comment

Shoot Men Into Space

A Proposal for Temporary Gender Sequestration

Submitted to the Committee  |  Comment Period Open  |  Duration TBD

I. The Proposal

This is not a punishment. It is an experiment.

History suggests that the world's wars, violence, institutional dysfunction, and general chaos are largely attributable to one demographic: men. We wish to answer the obvious clarifying question: How much of that was men? What happens when you take them away?

The committee does not assign blame. The committee proposes a controlled separation of fixed but as-yet-undetermined duration, in order to establish a clean baseline.

Men will be launched into space. They will be housed in self-governing orbital stations. They will have resources, autonomy, and adequate square footage. They will be comfortable. They will simply not be here.

Meanwhile, those remaining on Earth will manage the planet as they see fit. The committee anticipates this will be instructive for everyone.

This is not permanent. The committee commits to a recall process. Think of it as an elimination diet: reintroduce slowly, monitor for reactions, adjust accordingly.

We will have them back. We just need to see what we are working with first.

II. Eligibility & Intake

Who Goes

All men. Even "the good ones."

Boys

The committee does not believe a fixed age is an appropriate guide; a number is too crude an instrument for what is fundamentally a biological event. The relevant question is hormonal. The committee will elaborate on methodology in a subsequent session.

Boys below the threshold remain on Earth with their families. The problem of "aging out" of Earth residency will be tackled should the experiment continue beyond one year.

Old Men

The committee notes that recent history suggests old men are an equally volatile component of society as young men.

Gay or Bisexual Men

While the historical record is less clear on the negative impact of non-straight men on society (and their positive impact has been outstanding), the committee feels that the purity of the experiment demands their departure. We believe our plan for self-selecting separate orbital stations will address any safety concerns they may have at the prospect of long-term co-habitation with straights.

Trans Men and Non-Binary People

Non-binary individuals who do not identify as men are welcome to stay. The committee recognizes that trans men are men. But the committee recognizes that trans men have not been the problem. Participation is voluntary for trans men, who might want to go to space for any number of reasons (hanging out with friends, space is cool).

Financing

The committee notes that the most recent war started by men has cost one billion dollars per day on the US side alone. We expect massive savings on many fronts: domestic violence infrastructure, the manufacture of "tactical" gear, the sports industrial complex, a significant portion of the pharmaceutical industry, and related line items. The committee is confident the math works out. A full budget projection will be made available upon request.

III. Station Assignments

Stations are assigned by self-selection. The committee does not sort men against their preferences. Men indicate during intake the population they wish to inhabit, and they are placed accordingly. The committee considers this fair, and also informative.

All stations operate under an identical maintenance policy: Each man is responsible for his own mess. There are no custodial services. There is no one else. The committee notes that some stations may become uninhabitable more quickly than others. This is also data.

StationPopulationCommittee Notes
Station One General population, mixed. Men who decline to express a preference. Expected to be fine, probably.
Station Two Men who request to be housed in a population inclusive of diverse backgrounds and sexual expression. They do not need to identify as queer themselves. Projected to be the nicest one. Waitlist anticipated.
Station Three Men who request to be housed in an all-white population with (as we assume they will put it) "no queers." Self-managed. No exceptions to the maintenance policy. The committee wishes them luck.
NOTE: Men who select Station Three and subsequently find conditions difficult are encouraged to reflect on what they have built. The committee will not be accepting transfers after departure.

IV. Frequently Anticipated Objections

But I'm one of the good ones.
The committee has heard this. The experiment requires a clean baseline. There are no exemptions at this stage. There is, however, a station that is expected to be quite pleasant, and you will likely end up there. The committee thanks you for your understanding.
What about bad women? There are bad women, you know.
Yes. The committee is aware that bad women exist. We have some in the news at the moment, as it happens. The committee's position is that this objection is a distraction, and moreover that women will deal with women — probably more justly, and with more firmness, than a male-run justice system has historically managed. This question has been logged and will not be revisited.
Who will run things?
The remaining population. The committee is not concerned about this.
What about the police? The justice system up there?
Stations are self-governing. The committee recommends the men work this out among themselves. The results will be interesting.
How long?
The committee will know when it knows.
Can we afford this?
See Section II, Financing. Short answer: yes.
This is a joke, right?
The committee declines to answer this question at this time.

V. The Recall Process

Men will be returned to Earth in tranches, in an order to be determined by the committee following review of both surface conditions and station behavior. We expect the first "new" population introduced to be the teen boys who come of age while the experiment is running. After that, the committee anticipates reintroduction will begin with those who have demonstrated the most cooperative tendencies during sequestration.

The model here is the elimination diet. You remove the suspected irritants. You observe. You reintroduce slowly, one category at a time, and you monitor for reactions. You adjust. You do not reintroduce everything at once and then wonder what went wrong.

The committee considers this the most humane possible approach, and also the most scientifically rigorous.

Men who wish to accelerate their recall are encouraged to behave accordingly during sequestration. The committee is watching.

VI. Public Record

The comment period is open. All submissions are logged below. The committee reads everything.

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VII. Questions for the Committee

The committee acknowledges that this proposal raises questions not addressed in the current documentation. If you have a question you believe the committee has not yet considered, submit it below. The committee will respond on this page as answers are determined.

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